Wednesday, 19 March 2014

The Mouth Almighty speaks!

This is my new blog.  It is for me to have a little rant if something bugs me enough for me to be arsed to comment.  It is my opinion, you may not agree and if you don't start a discussion somewhere else! I need an outlet where people can choose whether to read or not.  This is the outlet and here it goes!

That song by Alanis Morrisette:  The Ironic One.  Rain on Your Wedding Day ... and?? 10,000 spoons when you want a knife .. who has 10,000 fucking spoons - Ironic no, bloody irritating yes.  

The Malaysian plane scenario:  Can people stop with the guess work and stop with the sensationalising of such a worrying case.  Wait until there is some actual proof then report sensibly and show some fucking respect.

Two-faced babies:  People who gush with niceness when behind your back they are slagging your work, you and your friends.  Don't even bother cracking a smile in my general direction I know you are a bitchin' and I'm a walking away.  I'm bored and DO NOT want a conversation about it - I'm serious.  I'm 37, I am an adult - are you?

My Best Mates Husband:  You split your family up so show some respect and stop upsetting the kids and my bessie.  You have responsibilities in all areas so to quote a popular Jeremy Kyle phrase"You couldn't keep it in your pants so it's time to grow a pair [that hasn't been in someone elses dirty mouth] and step up to the plate like a man"  Boy you have know idea what is about to hit you and I haven't said a bloody word!

Tiffany: You spend thousands on a ring - worth every penny tbf but have to pay a bloody fortune for re-sizing and wait for ages for it to be sent to New bloody York if you have small fingers like me- if you don't do it with them then the warranty is ruined and the free cleaning for life becomes invalid.  What a rip!!!

Music Service Mentality: It doesn't happen at university you are told.  If it's a hobby who cares?? Enjoy it.  Orchestra = team = pipe down I am concentrating!!!

Russia: Discuss

Taxi Rank-gate: If I had bitten and answered back with the same observations of her as she made of me, I'd have been branded a racist.  Whats the difference? I didn't go for the whole colour scheme she did.  Was I bothered? No.  Why was I mad angry - well that might have been when I was pushed out of the way.  I am not a "ho" although I might consider it if we get tight for money in the future and with it being winter yes I am white.  I am not trash though and I am nobody's bitch, ever.  Fuck off. 

Next Online:  How many times do I have to fill out the unsubscribe thing before you finally get it - I don't want your emails clogging up my inbox

4OD: You greedy perishers.  Removing all your back catalogues from BT Vision where there were no adverts back to your poorly designed player so I have to endure hours of in my face advertising.  Grrrr!








Monday, 17 March 2014

*Greetings! Mouth Almighty here!! A little Disclaimer.  This is a one sided rant blog where opinions are not required/accepted etc.  It's my little domain where I get to say what I want whether accurate or not.  Bugbears unlimited.  If you don't like, don't read*