Never Mind The Great Cornolio ...

.... Mouth almighty has found a flaw in the whole chemical dumbing down of the the Bipolar Monster.  I have twenty minutes before the evil "Q" takes hold and turns me into Jack Nicholson post lobotomy so I best get too it!  I reckon I do actually turn into Beavis when I'm soapboxing it. What do we have today? 

• Politics and I don't mean the election kind ... stop polluting my fucking ears, they are still recovering from the last round!
• Dexter - shut the fuck up you noisy blob of fur I am trying to be insulting here!
• Never put words in my mouth.  This applies mainly to my idiot GP but anyone else trying it, heed the warning or you'll find a whole can of whoop ass finding its way down your windpipe!
• Diva's beware.  
• Hot (ouch I burned my finger), cold (brrrr its fucking freezing).  I do not play games and will not stay part of them for long.  Try fucking consistency, a blob of bastard humour and a wanktwat load of respect ... 
• Too many cocks spoil the broth.  I have already set out my stall and have no qualms in telling interfering know it alls to shut the fuck up.  SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!
• Dexter - shut the fuck up!!
• GP stop fucking lying.  Retire or something.

Upshot - I'm tired of inconsistency, incompetency, idiots and arseholes.  It's like fuck off I'm busy trying to sort myself out and I am not fucking stupid just mentally impaired. I bet Stephen shitting Fry doesn't get treated like a fucking child when he has a wobble.  Arrrrgghhhhh show me some fucking respect!!! 

... and relax, feel sick and lie horizontal until the next window of opportunity ... no I am not dropping anything at a moments notice I am doing ill. 

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The Mouth Almighty speaks!

This is my new blog.  It is for me to have a little rant if something bugs me enough for me to be arsed to comment.  It is my opinion, you may not agree and if you don't start a discussion somewhere else! I need an outlet where people can choose whether to read or not.  This is the outlet and here it goes!

That song by Alanis Morrisette:  The Ironic One.  Rain on Your Wedding Day ... and?? 10,000 spoons when you want a knife .. who has 10,000 fucking spoons - Ironic no, bloody irritating yes.  

The Malaysian plane scenario:  Can people stop with the guess work and stop with the sensationalising of such a worrying case.  Wait until there is some actual proof then report sensibly and show some fucking respect.

Two-faced babies:  People who gush with niceness when behind your back they are slagging your work, you and your friends.  Don't even bother cracking a smile in my general direction I know you are a bitchin' and I'm a walking away.  I'm bored and DO NOT want a conversation about it - I'm serious.  I'm 37, I am an adult - are you?

My Best Mates Husband:  You split your family up so show some respect and stop upsetting the kids and my bessie.  You have responsibilities in all areas so to quote a popular Jeremy Kyle phrase"You couldn't keep it in your pants so it's time to grow a pair [that hasn't been in someone elses dirty mouth] and step up to the plate like a man"  Boy you have know idea what is about to hit you and I haven't said a bloody word!

Tiffany: You spend thousands on a ring - worth every penny tbf but have to pay a bloody fortune for re-sizing and wait for ages for it to be sent to New bloody York if you have small fingers like me- if you don't do it with them then the warranty is ruined and the free cleaning for life becomes invalid.  What a rip!!!

Music Service Mentality: It doesn't happen at university you are told.  If it's a hobby who cares?? Enjoy it.  Orchestra = team = pipe down I am concentrating!!!

Russia: Discuss

Taxi Rank-gate: If I had bitten and answered back with the same observations of her as she made of me, I'd have been branded a racist.  Whats the difference? I didn't go for the whole colour scheme she did.  Was I bothered? No.  Why was I mad angry - well that might have been when I was pushed out of the way.  I am not a "ho" although I might consider it if we get tight for money in the future and with it being winter yes I am white.  I am not trash though and I am nobody's bitch, ever.  Fuck off. 

Next Online:  How many times do I have to fill out the unsubscribe thing before you finally get it - I don't want your emails clogging up my inbox

4OD: You greedy perishers.  Removing all your back catalogues from BT Vision where there were no adverts back to your poorly designed player so I have to endure hours of in my face advertising.  Grrrr!

*Greetings! Mouth Almighty here!! A little Disclaimer.  This is a one sided rant blog where opinions are not required/accepted etc.  It's my little domain where I get to say what I want whether accurate or not.  Bugbears unlimited.  If you don't like, don't read*